At this point, it's no secret that Honkai: Star Rail is full of secret achievements that can pop up at any time. Trailblazers are even uncovering hidden quests in Xianzhou Luofu, the last world accessible until version 2.0 rolls around. But some achievements are a little more surprising than others.
From a portal swirling down a cybertoilet, to impulsive thoughts leading to treasures, Honkai: Star Railhas plenty of funny achievements that can get the idlest Trailblazers to go hunting for a chuckle. Netting these achievements also rewards Trailblazers with Stellar Jades, which they can use to obtain new characters.
10 Trashy Humor
The secret achievement Trashy Humor takes the game's running joke about trash cans to the next level. Unlike the other trash-derived achievement, Diogenes' Utopia, players must do a bit more than chat up trash cans to get this achievement. First, unlock the Punitive Food recipe from Amo, a novelist NPC who wanders around Belobog's Administrative District. Once that's done, Trailblazers can engage in the popular player pastime of interacting with trash cans and destroyable objects to find at least 10 pieces of trash.
After buying 10 basic ingredients from the Administrative District Shop, Trailblazers can synthesize 10 Punitive Foods. This lets them automatically unlock the Trashy Humor achievement and net some precious Stellar Jades.
9 Who Moved My Pokeball? (& All Trotter Achievements)
"Sweet in taste" but "inedible," Warp Trotters are Star Rail's version of a rare, gold mob. Similar to Persona's Golden Shadows, Warp Trotters attempt to run away the second Trailblazers engage it. But unlike Golden Shadows, defeating Warp Trotters unlocks some achievements with silly names.
Who Moved My Pokeball? might be a bit of a surprise when Trailblazers unlock it. Unfortunately, this reference only goes so far as the name, as Trailblazers can't raise Warp Trotters like mons. Players can, however, get the following Warp Trotter achievements if they interact with them enough.
- Tindalos Piggy : Capture a Warp Trotter for the first time
- Phase ATM: Capture 10 Warp Trotters
- Who Moved My Pokeball?: Capture a Warp Trotter in the Simulated Universe
- A Porcine Football Team: Capture 66 Warp Trotters in the Simulated Universe
- Don't Let It Get Away!: Allow a Warp Trotter to run away in the Simulated Universe
8 Door To A New World
It's no coincidence that this achievement's title references the many absurd ways heroes get thrown into another world in comedy isekais. Netting this achievement involves a questline that Trailblazers can easily miss if they don't explore their surroundings.
The titular "door" in this quest is the curio "Door to A New World," a toilet-shaped special object from Herta's collection. Trailblazers who go against the warning stuck to its ceramic surface discover exactly why the curio is named the way it is. Every Trailblazer is transported to the Master Control Zone the first time they flush the toilet, but subsequent uses teleport them to different places around the Herta Space Station.
7 For Ages 12 And Up
The Underworld is home to not one, but two tournaments. Players can enter the time-limited challenge Boulder Town Super League from May 19 to June 6. But the Dark Fist Tournament is a permanent, hidden quest that Trailblazers can enter at any time.
Once Trailblazers find the elusive invitation to the tournament, they need to find the Mysterious Kid. Showing the invitation to the child brings Trailblazers to a circle of kids they must defeat via rock-paper-scissors. In addition to the good early-game rewards, Trailblazers get to enjoy an endearing and short quest where kids take rock-paper-scissors and secret groups seriously in the way only kids can.
6 Sweet Pom-Pom O'Mine
It's safe to say some fans love Pom-Pom, the conductor of the Astral Express, to the point of having joking debates over the mascot's gender. The game itself is fond of Conductor Pom-Pom, and this achievement is one of many loving jokes referencing them.
To find this achievement, Trailblazers must trek back to Belobog's Qlipoth Fort and interact with the big, gold Armillary Sphere next to Seele. A thorough exploration of the globe reveals a piece of land shaped exactly like Pom-Pom, which the Trailblazer jokingly thinks is a stamp left by the Aeon Akivili the Trailblazer. While played off as a joke, lore-loving players may appreciate the casual reference to the Astral Express' deceased creator.
5 Winter City Trap
Before Trailblazers can confront the Underworld guardian Svarog, they must get three certifications from robots outside his base. The last certification can only be obtained through battle, but the first two must be attained through quizzes. Trailblazers need to explore the vagrant camp outside Svarog's base to find the answers to these questions.
A camp member by the name of Eunice is the answer to one of these quizzes. Talking to her reveals she is in fact 88 Degrees Bedrock, the reigning champion of the Internal Combustion Engine Rap Tournamen. Chatting with her allows players to hear hilarious, fully-voiced raps, and earn the achievement Winter City Trap.
4 The Kelly Gang
Possessing a stunningly out-of-left-field title, the achievement The Kelly Gang is obtainable through hilarious impulsiveness that even the narration questions. It also uses Praise of High Morals, an item that Trailblazers obtain through a few quests, in a deliberate and funny way.
Trailblazers can tick this achievement off their list by heading over to the Administrative District's wishing fountain. Clicking the third option lets Trailblazers fish a treasure out of the fountain using, ironically enough, a Praise of High Morals. The narration lets up at that point, and compares the well to ancient treasure tombs even as Trailblazers receive three measly pieces of Solid Water.
3 50 Credits!?
Hidden depths make fans out of players, and this is a perfect example. 50 Credits!? is an achievement that can be easily missed due to the nature of its quest markers. Said markers are the hand-drawn wanted posters of Sampo and the Astral Express crew around Belobog. Trailblazers can collect seven posters in total: childlike scribbles of all four wanted characters, and three shoujo manga-like illustrations of everyone but the Trailblazer.
A little snooping reveals the drawings were painstakingly created by Silvermane Intelligence Officer Pela and Captain Gepard. Pela, a romance novel enthusiast and fan artist extraordinaire, drew what the Trailblazer calls "magnificent portraits," while Gepard is baffled by how "wild" Pela and the Trailblazer find his paintings.
2 Xianzhou Luofu Competitive Eater Championship
Because of the various antics Honkai: Star Rail allows players to do in-game, many think of the Trailblazer as an amusingly impulsive character. All three achievements Trailblazers can earn in the Xianzhou Luofo Competitive Eater Championship fit this chaotic characterization.
To enter the competition, Trailblazers must talk to the owner of the food stall at Central Starskiff Haven in Xianzhou Luofo. Players then have a series of choices that will either let them win fair and square, cheat to victory, or simply pass out. These achievements, by choice, are:
- Let's eat. Let's eat!: Trailblazers pass out and earn the From Hero to Zero achievement.
- Place your buns over to someone else!: Trailblazers cheat, win, and get the All Is Fair in Love and War achievement.
- I really can’t eat anymore…: Trailblazers win with grace and take the Fair and Square achievement.
1 Lost & Found (And Alternatives)
These three possible achievements give players distinct options for their personal characterization of the Trailblazer. Aside from the usual humorous achievement titles, the dialogue for this hidden quest line is also pretty fun.
Trailblazers go toe-to-toe with a weapons scammer after finding an innocuous weapon at Xianzhou Luofo. In the verbal tete-a-tete, Trailblazers can capitulate or outplay the scammer. But players won't get the achievement until they go to the Realm-Keeping Commission Chancery in the Exalting Sanctum. There, players can get Leave It There, Lost And Found, and Have Your Cake And Eat It depending on the number of credits they claim to have lost.